CAST
SORROW
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 40-ISH
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: BOULDER, COLORADO
RACE: WHITE
SEXUALITY: HETERO
CHILDREN: SORROW’S CHILD
RELIGION: WICCA
OCCUPATION: ECO-FEMINIST, ABORTIONIST
MASCOT: WOLF
ZODIAC SIGN: ARIES
MOTTO: DO SOMETHING TODAY YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU FOR (LUNA BAR)
FUN FACT: WITH YOUR LONG BLONDE HAIR AND YOUR EYES OF BLUE, THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT FROM YOU WAS SORROW, SORROW.
SORROWS CHILD
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 4 GOING ON 14
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: INTO THE WILD
RACE: MIXED
SEXUALITY: BUDDING
CHILDREN: IMAGINARY FRIEND
RELIGION: PAGAN POETRY
OCCUPATION: PLAYING, WILDING, WEEPING
MOTTO: GOD BLESS THE CHILD THAT’S GOT ITS OWN
MASCOT: HUMAN
ZODIAC SIGN: SAGGITARIUS
FUN FACT: SORROWS CHILD WEEPS NOT FOR WHAT IS PAST, BUT ALL THE PASTS STILL YET TO COME.
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 16
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE, NEW MEXICO
RACE: BLACK
SEXUALITY: YES
RELIGION: YES
CHILDREN: ONE IN THE OVEN
OCCUPATION: PAGEANT QUEEN
MASCOT: LADY LIBERTY
ZODIAC SIGN: LIBRA
MOTTO: GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN!
NOTE: RESEARCH ON CLAUDETTE COLVIN
MS. PEACE IN THE US!
CANDY APPLE GREY
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: POST-MENOPAUSAL
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: UTAH, SALT LAKE CITY
RACE: WHITE
CHILDREN: (ESTRANGED) JANIS GREY (DENTAL HYGENIST) JIMI GREY (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) & PATTI GREY (FULLTIME MOM)
SEXUALITY: BORN-AGAIN LESBIAN
RELIGION: BORN AGAIN BUDDHIST
OCCUPATION: ART TEACHER/ THERAPIST/ DOULA
MASCOT: HORSES, HORSES, HORSES, HORSES
ZODIAC SIGN: AQUARIOUS
FUN FACT: SHE OWNS A WHITE STALLION CALLED “GO RIMBAUD”
NOTE: SHE FLOATED AWAY AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/ SHE LIFTER HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/SHE DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS SAY/SHE LIFTED HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY
HI BUTFL
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: TWENTYSOMETHING
GENDER: QUEER
PROXIMITY: SAN FRANCISCO
RACE: ASIAN (KOREAN)
SEXUALITY: PANSEXUAL
CHILDREN: BABY BUTFL
RELIGION: THEOSOPHY
OCCUPATION: TRANSACTIVIST
MASCOT: BUTTERFLY/TIGER
ZODIAC SIGN: ALL OF THE ABOVE
MOTTO: I’M WITH HER
HELLA KITTY
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 14
GENDER: YOUNG-GIRL
PROXIMITY: HOLLYWOOD
RACE: BI-RACIAL
SEXUALITY: BI-CURIOUS
RELIGION: DIS-BELIEBER
OCCUPATION: POPSTAR
MASCOT: PUSS-IN-BOOTS
ZODIAC SIGN: LEO
MOTTO: I LOVE I, LIKE KITTY LOVES KITTY.
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 36
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: INTERNATIONAL JETSET
RACE: CAUCASIAN/ARAB
SEXUALITY: CULTURAL NECROPHILIAC
CHILDREN: NO LIVE BIRTHS
RELIGION: LOST
OCCUPATION: DESIGNER
MASCOT: DUCKRABBIT
ZODIAC SIGN: VIRGO
FUN FACT: HER LINE OF WELLINGTONS ARE CALLED “THE GLASTONBURY”
MOTTO: I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS
NOTES: FLORAL (WHITE LILY)
EUROMANCER
BABY TRASH
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: UNKNOWN
GENDER: GRRRRL
PROXIMITY: PACIFIC TRASH VORTEX
RACE: CAUCASIAN
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: DYKE
CHILDREN: NO
RELIGION: BLASPHEMY
OCCUPATION: PUNK/GLAM
MOTTO: FUCK IN THE ABSOLUTE
MASCOT: DOLPHIN
ZODIAC SIGN: CANCER/ASC. PISCES
FUN FACT: WHEN THE KIDS HAD KILLED THE MAN, I HAD TO BREAK UP THE BAND
NOTES: FISHY/UNBESCHREIBLICH WEIBLICH (IN 4 OCATAVES)
FEMME PHTHALE
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 80+
GENDER: MALE DRAG
PROXIMITY: NYC/ ART BASEL
RACE: JEWISH
SEXUALITY: GYNOPHOBE
CHILDREN: NO
RELIGION: SECULAR
OCCUPATION: ARTIST
MOTTO: PAINT LIKE A MAN, MAN!
MASCOT: DOBERMAN
ZODIAC SIGN: TAURUS
FUN FACT: BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR. UNDERWENT DOUBLE MASTECTOMY AND HYSTORACTOMY AND NEVER LOOKED BACK!
NOTE: STICKIES
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: FOREVER YOUNG
GENDER: GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
PROXIMITY: OMNI-PRESENT
RACE:YES/NO
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: BIBLIOPHILE
CHILDREN: WISE BEYOND THEIR YEARS
RELIGION: REVOLOOTON
OCCUPATION: ORACLE
MOTTO: LET’S JUST WATE AND SEE HOO WINS
MASCOT: SNAKE/OWL
ZODIAC SIGN: GEMINI
ORACLE: YES
CASSANDRA & POLYANNA
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